Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Some more thoughts I just thunk up

I have to do an informative speech soon and I haven't decided on a topic yet. I do have a few ideas though. So far I am juggling between bird flu, leprosy, flesh eating bacteria, and venereal diseases. My decision will pretty much be based on which search results will yield the funniest pictures.

I've noticed that a lot of the time when people are angry at each other they start yelling and spewing profanities. This is definitely the wrong way to deal with your emotions. Yelling and getting all stressed and frustrated will get you nowhere. As soon as you start getting angry at someone, just imagine yourself on a beautiful sandy beach, burying the person you are angry at. Or, just think about the many ways you could murder this person in his/her sleep. So the next time you are in an argument and you notice the person you are arguing with suddenly gets a big smile on their face, don't worry. He/she is probably just thinking about how you get stabbed in the ass with a rusty fork whilst showering.(Please note - Not recommended for people with impulsive personalities.)

Here's something I bet y'all didn't think about. Out of all the greek gods and goddesses, there is not one mention of the Goddess Hermaphroditee. We all know about the goddess Aphrodite, so why no mention of her brother/sister? Its not fair, really. Just because of his/her condition he/she gets less respect and recognition than the other gods. Perhaps there weren't that many hermaphrodites back then that required Hermaphroditee's services. Or maybe thats how hermaphrodites originated, from Hermaphroditee her/himself, and because of that he/she got shunned by the other gods. Maybe someone should write a story about this. "Hermaphroditee, God or Goddess? Could be both".

Hmm... thats pretty much it for now. More to come in the next few days.


bundle-o-contradictions said...

Certainly have to try that anger management technique... Thanks for the suggestion! :)

Gary said...

heh, no problem. I wouldn't suggest it if wasn't a good technique ;)

Wolfbernz said...

I was confused about hermaphrodites before, now I am totaly lost... A he/she god?
Oh boy! or Girl?

OneGirl said...

Your anger management techniques are right up my alley. I (stupidly) got into a logic argument with a Xtian Fundie last night, forgetting that Earth Logic doesn't apply to those people because they have a Magic Book. I did, at the end, lose my temper and call him a number of filthy things. Next time I'll try visualizing him with a flesh eating venereal bacteria. :)