Thursday, November 8, 2007

How cool are you? Take this survey and find out!

This is a survey to find out how cool you are. Answer every question with a 1 for Yes or Agree and a 2 for No or Disagree.

How cool are you?

1. You like to listen to rock music -
2. You have over 50 friends -
3. You pee sitting down -
4. You have a friend(thats a dude) who pees sitting down -
5. You have a friend that tells you he pees sitting down -
6. You like to intimidate old people -
7. You are intimidated by old people -
8. You wear a leather jacket all the time, regardless of the situation -
9. You like the smell of coffee in the morning -
10. The following statement is true. The previous statement is false.-
11.Peter piper picked a pickled pecker pepper porcupine(say it five times fast.)-
12. A pie in the sky is a fly in your eye(I don't know what this means either) -
13. You like to lick mysterious stains -
14. Testicles. This made you laugh -
15. You have Britney Spears exposing the doors to her baby chamber as your desktop background -
16. You have more than 50 greenlit articles on Fark.com -
17. You spend more than 10 minutes on myspace -
18. Toilet -



To find your total score, use this formula:

B is your score for all the odd numbers, A is the even numbers, and C is 2.

What does your score mean? It means you have just wasted 5 minutes of your life on the dumbest survey ever. You are now 10 IQ points dumber for having taken this survey.

P.S - Now you must send this to 15 other people within the next 24 hours. If you don't, a leprechaun will break into your house at night and rape you. Seriously. Don't ask me how I know this.

20 comments:

Money Moose said...

Turns out that I'm more brainy than a pickle now.

Thanks for the helpful test! I'm going to go walk my goldfish now.

coeli said...

Good thing I didn't start answering and solving =)

Love your site!

Robert Drysdale said...

Greetings
Love your site.
I'll be back.
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alex said...

bugger, I am Irish don't scare me with leprechauns! Will send a Banshee after ya.. that will teacha a lesson you will never forget! But what is wrong with peeing sitting down (don't forget to lay tissues on the toilet seat in those horrible public toilets.. who knows who was sitting down and peeing there before you!

Eliza said...

haha!!! great post. I didn't do the test. What happens if it's a woman taking the test. What happens with question 3? I'll be back:)

Gary said...

Heh Eliza, thats all part of the ridiculousness of these annoying chain mails.

Lord Likely said...

I am too cool for tests.

Webster Twelb said...

I was just scrolling and then saw the formula...I didn't answer it..i thought I just rather be not cool!

Chain mails are stupid..!

Oh but well good post!

BellyDance Girl said...

I got a total of 26. I'm not even going to try the equation, sorry! I was in AP history, but in remedial math. I'm just happy I kept the numbers together in my head!!!

Emily said...

LMAO!!!

Gary said...

A 26? Thats pretty good. I'd like to see anyone else try and top that score.

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